I Found Doug Demuro's New Car!

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12/12/2013 at 11:54 • Filed to: Demuro, next car, Ford, F750, brotruck, bro truck

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I found Doug's next car and it meets (almost) all of his requirments! It is a 6 door Ford F-750 Superduty!

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He wanted something to resell. Someone will want this beast.

He wanted something costing between $40,000-$50,000. This is $45,000.

He doesn't have a garage. Perfect! This will NOT fit in a garage.

He wanted something interesting. I don't know how much more interesting a car can get. Diesel. Matte paint. Smoke stacks. Six doors.

A link. Here !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .

Manual transmission. Sorry about that... but you did buy a CTS-V with an auto, so...

So, about the truck. It is a custom 2004 Ford F-750 Superduty. It has a Cat C-7 diesel engine with a little under 300,000 miles on it (not a lot for a big truck though). It is full of lights; 20 on the roof alone! It also includes a train horn and a public address system.

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DISCUSSION (26)


Kinja'd!!! ddavidn > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
12/12/2013 at 11:57

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Awesome.


Kinja'd!!! Tom McParland > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
12/12/2013 at 11:58

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This is ridiculous and hilarious all at the same time...the articles would be great. I tweeted Doug your post.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
12/12/2013 at 11:58

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I hereby rescind my suggestion. Instead I want to suggest this.


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Tom McParland
12/12/2013 at 11:58

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Driving this thing in Atlanta....


Kinja'd!!! Tom McParland > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
12/12/2013 at 12:00

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Not in Atlanta....ON Atlanta...he might have to change his name to Doug DeBrouo


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Tom McParland
12/12/2013 at 12:02

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I have found a way to kick Chinas ass... in pollution... just drive this!


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
12/12/2013 at 12:02

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Do you need a CDL to drive this???


Kinja'd!!! E30Joe drives a Subaru > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
12/12/2013 at 12:02

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I would so drive this.


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > CAR_IS_MI
12/12/2013 at 12:03

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That is actaully a good question... I can tell that it has a normal passenger car license plate on it.. but this is Florida...


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
12/12/2013 at 12:07

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I am pretty sure if it is >10,000 lbs you need a CDL of some type. My F350 was 7,200 lbs so im sure this is close to 10k if not over.


Kinja'd!!! cardboardarmor > E30Joe drives a Subaru
12/12/2013 at 12:10

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This isn't something you so much drive as you recruit a crew for.


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > CAR_IS_MI
12/12/2013 at 12:11

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Umm... according to Google... it weighs around 30,000 lbs!!!!!!!!!!!!


Kinja'd!!! Deputy Kovacs > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
12/12/2013 at 12:12

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This was definitely a drug smuggling vehicle.


Kinja'd!!! E30Joe drives a Subaru > cardboardarmor
12/12/2013 at 12:13

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Aye aye captain, who will be my first mate?


Kinja'd!!! cardboardarmor > E30Joe drives a Subaru
12/12/2013 at 12:18

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Whomsoever is man enough, of highwayfaring habits, and suitably slow of mind or body so as to avoid the press gangs!

Sharpen the harpoons! Lash the boats to the bed! We've a white whale to send to Hell!


Kinja'd!!! megalomaniac > CAR_IS_MI
12/12/2013 at 12:32

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Depends on your state, in NY CDL is only required for > 25,999lb vehicles OR if they have Airbrakes OR are greater than a certain (10?) number of passengers.

So this would be G2G in NY.


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > megalomaniac
12/12/2013 at 12:41

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I would actually love to see someone attempt to pilot this around NYC ( I know you are speaking of NY state in general, just saying)


Kinja'd!!! megalomaniac > CAR_IS_MI
12/16/2013 at 12:17

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It could be done, its shorter than most Box Trucks that do deliveries in the city, but not as nimble as the Isuzu Forward Controls.

It would keep the cabs at bay with its Damage Factor,


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > CAR_IS_MI
12/21/2013 at 21:14

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26,000 GVW before you need a CDL.


Kinja'd!!! Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
12/21/2013 at 21:22

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... Uh, pretty much speechless in awe here... All I can say is HOLY DAMN!!!


Kinja'd!!! V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
12/22/2013 at 10:43

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Perfect for this:


Kinja'd!!! Thunder > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
12/23/2013 at 22:37

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Word to the wise: if you're moving, and renting a truck, make darn sure your insurance will cover you.

I forget the specifics, but AFTER renting a 26' truck, and declining the exorbitant insurance they offer, I came to find out that my regular insurance excluded large vehicles. It may have been 10K-26K lbs, or something else, but I learned too late that I was pretty much completely exposed. Thankfully, I made no mistakes that would have required testing that.


Kinja'd!!! TheOnelectronic > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
01/06/2014 at 15:13

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$45,000? For that monster?

...NP


Kinja'd!!! William Byrd > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
01/06/2014 at 15:15

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I missed this. Incredible. I sort of want one.

And train horn? Train horn.


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > William Byrd
01/06/2014 at 15:53

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I felt the same way... it is so stupid I would love to drive it for a day or so


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > TheOnelectronic
01/06/2014 at 15:57

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Sadly that is kind of how I felt too